The town's in ruins,
treas'ry looted, coffers gone;
but what really hurts:
Seared into my brain,
pumpernickel, ham and Swiss
impaled on cruel blade.
Weep for ravaged lives
and savage, stark injustice.
I miss my sammich.
-LDW
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6 comments:
SAND-wich HO! HAM off the starboard bow!! Avast ye scurvy pumpernickles! Ye better watch yer swiss cheese or ye'll be finding yourself in Davy Jones' lunchbox!
I swear I heard the mournful howl of the breeze blowing through the devestation at the end.
What kind of monsters would desecrate a sammich?!
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I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as the price of memory decreases, the possibility of copying our memories onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's a fantasy that I daydream about all the time.
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