Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Glub Glub

By Kris Dreessen

When Max spoke, people listened. The problem was, Max lived underwater in a new, fancy aquarium in India. He was one of the first visitors, leaned over a little too much to get a better gander at the clown fish and fell in. Instead of letting him out the staff was excited at the prospect of a "larger" exhibit. They tossed him a regulator and scuba mask, placed a new lid on tight and have held him captive for 2 years. He gets fed through an opening in the wall. But no one knows this because when he speaks, only gurgles come out.

1 comment:

BriHack said...

Those damn aquariologists are always taking prisoners!