The note was scratched onto palm tree bark with a stick or some other such object.
To whomever finds this:
Contact customer service at Daegon Teleporters Inc.
Tell them customer Geraldine Mackovic from Wren Falls, MO is stranded on an island somwhere thanks to their lousy product. I can't remember the order number. I was only transporting to Chicago to help my daugter with her new baby.
I have no sunblock and I'm sick of eating fish and coconuts.
(Posted by Marcy)
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Poor Geraldine! She sounds so sad and Midwestern. I think you captured the passive aggressive perfectly. That being said, everyone knows that Daegon Teleporters are crap. :-)
It's true. I bought one to help me move from CA to NY and my stuff ended up in Ghana. WTF?!
:-)
Hahaha! Such reserve for having been stuck on an island! I think this woman deserves her own story: Who is she? How is she getting along? I think there are things she's not telling us in her letter.
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