A: Earliest? That’s a toughie. No… wait-a-minute I can tell you. Yeah- definitely. I was only like 2 or 3 decades old at the time when my uncle Lou came to visit and he told me something I will never forget. He says to me, and I quote here, “Being evil ain’t got nothin’ to do with doing bad stuff.” He actually bent down and looked me right between the horns at this point, one hand on my wing spike and he said, “Being evil ain’t about doin bad stuff. It’s all about bein’ unpredictable.”
Q: Then what did he do?
A: Well, you know Lou. Lead by example is his thing, so he kissed me gently on the forehead and then threw me down three rings on hell into some fiery acid.
Q: Quite an example.
A: You mocking me?
Q: Goodness, gracious, no. Wouldn’t think of it.
A: That’s what I thought. Anyway what a sense of humor that guy had, huh? I nearly regretted it when I disintegrated him a few centuries later.
Q: Surely... we all grieved his passing. So, this, your earliest memory, is to what you attribute all of your success?
A: You are mocking me you little white winged wuss. Look, we done here?
Q: By all means. Thank you for your time and is there anything else you would like the viewers at home to know?
A: Well, I got no more words for them, but lean over here I wanna give you a kiss on the forehead.