Tanks for Nothing

Assignment: What is life like in a fish tank?

(A lament from an alcoholic goldfish named Bruce who used to work at a radio station)

By Bryan

This is the dawning of the age of aquarium,
where love is thicker than water.

But I've got those backwater blues
In my neighbor's garden in the shade.

They say you never miss the water
But as any little fish will attest,

I can't feel at home in this world anymore.Won't someone change the filter?