Monday, February 26, 2007

A Note Found in a Bottle That Washed up on Shore in Oceanside, CA.

The note was scratched onto palm tree bark with a stick or some other such object.

To whomever finds this:

Contact customer service at Daegon Teleporters Inc.

Tell them customer Geraldine Mackovic from Wren Falls, MO is stranded on an island somwhere thanks to their lousy product. I can't remember the order number. I was only transporting to Chicago to help my daugter with her new baby.

I have no sunblock and I'm sick of eating fish and coconuts.

(Posted by Marcy)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Geraldine! She sounds so sad and Midwestern. I think you captured the passive aggressive perfectly. That being said, everyone knows that Daegon Teleporters are crap. :-)

Marcy said...

It's true. I bought one to help me move from CA to NY and my stuff ended up in Ghana. WTF?!
:-)

Bryan Mahoney said...

Hahaha! Such reserve for having been stuck on an island! I think this woman deserves her own story: Who is she? How is she getting along? I think there are things she's not telling us in her letter.